Saturday, February 7, 2015


The golf ball don’t lie, so just like bowling, our President has had six years with room for great improvement. He can no doubt climb the ladder in Presidential standings: No word on whether he is still the worst bowler (last known bowling score: 30) ever to live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but he has definitely passed up Woodrow Wilson in the golf category:

1. John F. Kennedy Despite chronic back pain, averaged 80.
2 Dwight D. Eisenhower Had a green outside the Oval Office.
3 Gerald R. Ford Clumsy, but was a legitimate 80s-shooter.
4 Franklin D. Roosevelt At 39, polio robbed him of a powerful golf swing.
5 George H.W. Bush Once got his handicap down to 11.
6 George W. Bush prez is a capable 15-handicapper.
7 Bill Clinton Can break 90, especially using his "Billigans."
8 Barack Obama The lefty plays more hoops than golf.
9. Woodrow Wilson As bad at golf as he was at governing 100+

PLEASE NOTE: So far this President remains behind Wilson and all others as far as governing, but who knows, if he stays on the golf course night and day, he might pass Wilson, Jimmy Carter, James Buchanan, and Andrew Johnson.

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